Sometimes I dream I could live in a super-modern, minimalist home. With walls of windows and smooth cement floors.I'm attracted to this one I think mostly because I love the look of those giant abstract paintings, casually leaning against the wood-paneled walls. It's enough to make you think that if you lived here, you'd be a calmer, more serene person, who always got the job done right.You'd have to be, since this was your closet. All on display!But that's nothing to this. And right here is where they lose me (the barbells show that this is the other side of the bedroom pictured above). In what universe is this appealing? If you're an exhibitionist, I guess.

Yes folks, that's the first case of nudity on Roseland Greene!

from OWI, which makes it clear that this place isn't in the middle of nowhere